Naive Rigour Fame

No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting. ~Mary Wortley Montagu

They are.

Boyfriend: I named a song after you.

Girlfriend: Ewwwwwwwwww.

Boyfriend: I have something to tell you.

Girlfriend: What?!

Boyfriend: I love you.

Girlfriend: Ohh that. Asshole.